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Exhausted Christmas A little colouring. A lot of Christmas bullshit.
36 festive scenes full of fed-up animals, Christmas chaos and thoroughly unhelpful language.
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36 illustrations Blank reverse sides For adults Inside Exhausted Christmas Crisp outlines. Comfortable colouring spaces. Absolutely no festive patience.
Three pages from Exhausted Christmas. Contains strong language. Not suitable for children.
Pick your colours. Find a quiet corner. Christmas can wait.
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Bloody Halloween Again A little colouring. A lot of spooky bullshit.
36 scenes of cute, grumpy creatures dealing with Halloween chaos, everyday annoyances and thoroughly unhelpful language.
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36 illustrations Blank reverse sides For adults Inside Bloody Halloween Again The cauldron needs scrubbing. The dog has stolen a leg. And even the undead have to prove they aren’t a robot.
Three pages from Bloody Halloween Again. Warning: Not suitable for children or anyone who can’t take a Halloween joke.
Pick your colours. Find a quiet corner. Halloween can wait.
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Mum Needs Five Minutes The tea is cold. The chaos is not.
Take five with 36 scenes of knackered mums, cheerful toddlers and everyday family chaos, with a little affection and some thoroughly necessary swearing.
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36 illustrations Blank reverse sides For adults Inside Mum Needs Five Minutes Someone needs a snack. Someone has hidden the remote. And a trip to the loo apparently needs an audience.
Three pages from Mum Needs Five Minutes. Contains strong language. A colouring book for adults.
Pick your colours. Put the kettle on. The washing can bloody well wait.
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